1. calamityman:

    Me at Tatsu 😂

    (Source: neogohann, via greasemonkey323)

  2. (via revises)

  3. "I wish I had the ‘wow’ effect on someone."

    (via soulsscrawl)

    (Source: lauralittlex, via pebblezlovesbambam7)

  4. playdated:

    BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING 

    (via pebblezlovesbambam7)

  5. spookyscarybabydoll:

    bae: come over

    me: i can’t i’m watching anime

    bae: my parents aren’t home ;)

    me: image

    (via nerdygirlscout)

    don’t ever leave me.

    (via pebblezlovesbambam7)

  6. seejelly:

    two years ago i was licking a lollipop and some dude said “watching a girl eat a lollipop is a great way to see how well she gives blowjobs” so i bit the lollipop in half and spit it out 

    (Source: standardgaydad, via pebblezlovesbambam7)

  7. think-thank-thunk:

    *holds own titty for comfort*

    (via pebblezlovesbambam7)

  8. nnoitragilga:

    FACT halloween was created in order to train kids for the SKELETON WAR

    (via the-darkest-of-lights)

    fuzzkvlt:

    zenaxaria:

    me being cute markleyshoots

    Stunning as always.

    Levi humanity's most powerful soldier
    Dedicated to my Al-chan, Happy Birthday!
    

    (Source: ssousuke, via spaceless-mind)

  9. secretworld-observer:

    kellyfromthecity:

    The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”

    There’s nothing I don’t love about this.

    (via mozismurder)